Welcome back to Cover Snark!
From Susan.
Sarah: The Cut and Paste is not optimal here.
Kiki: I’m sorry, how did we get to 5? One night stand, I assume she gets pregnant with twins…where is the fifth member??
Lara: Crucifix dude on her shoulder whispering naughty suggestions could be number 5? A party to the decision-making.
Sarah: Wait. How do her arms work? She’s got two toddlers and an artist’s palette in one arm…how?
From Malaraa.
Tara: I’m sorry, WHAT?! This cover is a fever dream, especially when you include the title and series name.
Elyse: Sirens!
Bunnies!
Man Love!
White Horses!
Crack!
Sarah: A number of these people have me worried about jaundice.
Poor dude on the right looks like he is questioning every choice he made that led to this cover.
Sarah: For what I am about to inflict upon you, I apologize.
From Jane B: Baby load? Is that a way babies are ever described?
Sarah: First, are they talking about ejaculate, and the result of said emission is…the baby? Or is the baby really, really heavy?
I don’t even have a second point. I’m stuck on the first one.
Carrie: My mind went straight to poop like a loaded diaper.
Elyse: I second the poopy diaper.
Sarah: Wouldn’t that be baby’s load?
Tara: Oh goddammit. I’m leaving the baby load thing alone because :nauseated_face:
I want to know who’s giving babies to broken dads. Also, the illustrated ears and tail on the baby is sending me.
Sarah: Wait.
Wait.
Is it Demon Boss’ Baby Load
Or it is Demon Baby Boss’s Load?
Is the baby the demon? An “illustrated version of the Mario Tanuki suit in silver” kind of demon?
Elyse: What if the baby is the boss?
Tara: Demon boss baby! Demon boss baby!
Elyse: I just saw the tagline “babies for broken dads” and I’m …just wow,
Like give the guy a little credit. He got the baby, possibly with a nuclear diaper, into his Mario Tanuki suit, ok?
Sarah: Ooof, I definitely had some late nights with demon boss babies. There was the heartburn demon, the Coxsackie demon, the teething demon…. I don’t know if I had Tanuki suit demons though.
Sarah: Y’all. I glanced at this and thought he had a potato for a head.
Claudia: Can’t unsee now. 100% a potato.
Sarah: Tater Shifter Love
Sequel: Tots for Taters
Other Sequel: Demon Baby’s Boss Potato.